I have a great ability to improvise verbally, and I am very funny on a dime. Kate Braverman abilitydimefunny Change image and share on social
God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. Naguib Mahfouz clubexercisegod Change image and share on social
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. George Carlin confuseevilforce Change image and share on social
I'm a sucker for Thought Catalog. Shelby Fero is really funny on Twitter. And Patton Oswalt, he's sort of like a Twitter throb. Addison Timlin catalogferofunny Change image and share on social
If you do a Western that's funny, there's no way people don't call it a spoof or a parody, even though it may not be. Adam McKay callfunnyparody Change image and share on social
I think it's a shame when people don't see the funny, thoughtful Mark that I know. He is incredibly sensitive and really cares about what other people need and want and really wants to be able to make someone else's day. And that's the Mark that I see. Priscilla Chan caredayfunny share on social
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. Johnny Carson dinnereatfarnsworth Change image and share on social
I wake up every day and look at my own ugly mug in the mirror and don't think twice about it. The fact that other people might want to look at me still feels funny. It's flattering, but funny. Luke Bracey dayfactfelt Change image and share on social
I think I write funny songs that make people kind of, like, stop what they're doing and be like, 'What did you say?' And then it makes them laugh a little bit. Elle King bitefunnykind Change image and share on social
So what I do now is to pre-empt that by making the up into a virtue, and telling funny stories about how crap I am before people have a chance to notice it for themselves and think maybe I haven't realised. Emily Mortimer chancecrapempt share on social
