May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. George Carlin confuseevilforce Change image and share on social
Whether it's an innate ability or an acquired way of regarding the world around us, being labeled as funny can only be accepted as a compliment. Alan Zweibel abilityacceptacquire Change image and share on social
Everything I like is either illegal, immoral or fattening. Alexander Woollcott fattenillegalimmoral Change image and share on social
I'm a sucker for Thought Catalog. Shelby Fero is really funny on Twitter. And Patton Oswalt, he's sort of like a Twitter throb. Addison Timlin catalogferofunny Change image and share on social
If you do a Western that's funny, there's no way people don't call it a spoof or a parody, even though it may not be. Adam McKay callfunnyparody Change image and share on social
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. Johnny Carson dinnereatfarnsworth Change image and share on social
If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you. Billy Wilder funnykillpeople Change image and share on social
I'm good at coming up with wacky characters and funny dialogue. Marlon Wayans charactercomedialogue Change image and share on social
What's so funny about cats is that they have this kind of aloof, superior vibe to them. Even if you love them, they are unpredictable. Dogs are more social, and the way that they attach and bond to us is much more human. Ze Frank aloofattachbond share on social
The funny thing is, I've never really hurt myself in an action movie. I've done 'Wanted,' 'X-Men,' 'Welcome To The Punch,' even 'Trance' to a certain extent has little bits of action and stuff, but I've never really hurt myself at all - not even like a sprained ankle. James McAvoy actionanklebit share on social
