Top 451 Funny Quotes

Comedians don't laugh. They're too busy analyzing why it's funny or not.

Comedians don't laugh. They're too busy analyzing why it's funny or not.

James Lipton

I'm particularly bad at breaking if something's funny. I'm not professional, so I do often laugh, but less at what I do and more often at what other people do.

I'm particularly bad at breaking if something's funny. I'm not professional, so I do often laugh, but less at what I do and more often at what other people do.

Timothy Simons

I don't know why we, in the art world, cannot unpack things and sort of make hybrid notions of a practice. We're very rigid. It's funny, though; in music, we have no problem sampling, mixing and remixing. But in the art world, why can't we take little parts of history and mix it together?

Mark Bradford

I was voted funniest person in my middle-school yearbook. So I guess I was funny in middle school?

I was voted funniest person in my middle-school yearbook. So I guess I was funny in middle school?

Cecily Strong

I make sort-of funny videos for the Internet that are watched by a handful of people.

I make sort-of funny videos for the Internet that are watched by a handful of people.

Katie Nolan

Once you get past funny, my other qualities are so below average. It's not like I'm handy.

Once you get past funny, my other qualities are so below average. It's not like I'm handy.

Seth Meyers

I find, when you're an optimist, life has a funny way of looking after you.

I find, when you're an optimist, life has a funny way of looking after you.

Simon Sinek

A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.

A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.

Don Marquis

I think Secretary's funny, it is about sex, and there's a lot of sex in it, sex is the key, but you're talking about a lot of other complicated things.

I think Secretary's funny, it is about sex, and there's a lot of sex in it, sex is the key, but you're talking about a lot of other complicated things.

Maggie Gyllenhaal

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

George Carlin

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