I was at Home Depot with my dad looking for paint when I got the call to open for Taylor Swift. That was wild, because I was crying in Home Depot, and people were looking at me funny. Charlie Worsham callcrydad Change image and share on social
Pete Davidson - he's in the movie 'Trainwreck.' He has a small part in it. I told Lorne Michaels about him, said he was really funny. Bill Hader davidsonfunnylorne Change image and share on social
The hardest part, for real, is probably when you just don't feel like going on stage and being funny. Greg Giraldo feelfunnyhard Change image and share on social
Comedians don't laugh. They're too busy analyzing why it's funny or not. James Lipton analyzebusycomedian Change image and share on social
All my children inherited perfect pitch. Chevy Chase childinheritperfect Change image and share on social
The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh. Joe Rogan audiencefunnylaugh Change image and share on social
It could be seen as narcissistic to have your own museum, but for me, it's such a long time ago - I have perspective. That young man in the funny clothes - he's almost a stranger, so I can tell his story. Bjorn Ulvaeus agoclothefunny share on social
When I'm being funny, I try not to offend. I don't think much of what I've done has been in really ghastly taste. I don't think I have embarrassed many people or distressed them. Kurt Vonnegut distressembarrassfunny Change image and share on social
Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease. Bill Maher diseasesin Change image and share on social
