A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. David Brenner childeatperson Change image and share on social
It was very hard to make 'Funny Face' in Paris because making movies is difficult and making a movie in a city that was glorious, that was unique and surprising, to get it, to put it on film you have to make choices and reject a lot of things so you're always wondering: 'Am I doing it right?' Stanley Donen choicecitydifficult share on social
I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead. Samuel Goldwyn autobiographydeadwrite Change image and share on social
It's nice being liked for playing the nice guy, but it's also fun to be the funny one. Matt McGorry funfunnyguy Change image and share on social
Do you know, it's funny, but I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage. Stevie Wonder blackblinddisadvantage Change image and share on social
God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. Naguib Mahfouz clubexercisegod Change image and share on social
So what I do now is to pre-empt that by making the up into a virtue, and telling funny stories about how crap I am before people have a chance to notice it for themselves and think maybe I haven't realised. Emily Mortimer chancecrapempt share on social
One thing I would say is real cops have real gallows senses of humor and make incredibly funny and inappropriate jokes in the presence of dead people all the time. Daniel J. Goor copdeadfunny Change image and share on social
A woman is a woman. A woman has male problems, has job problems, and I think funny is funny. Kym Whitley funnyjobmale Change image and share on social
I'm not funny. People assume that because my books are funny, I'll be funny in real life. It's the inevitable disappointment of meeting me. Jonathan Safran Foer assumebookdisappointment Change image and share on social