I could sooner reconcile all Europe than two women. Louis King XIV europereconcilesoon Change image and share on social
There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world. Jean Baudrillard adultchilddemand Change image and share on social
You know my girls are so funny. You're out in the country and there are critters everywhere and they get a little like, 'Oh my God! Oh no, bugs!' and I had to say, 'Honey this is fine. This is their world and it's all part of being in the country.' I realized, 'Oh my God, my girls are really city girls.' Anna Gunn bugcitycountry share on social
It's funny, because 'Arrested Development' is tied to Andy Richter in a few different ways. For me personally, after I did Andy Richter, one of the next things I did was a show called 'Quintuplets' for a season for Fox, and this was while 'Arrested Development' was on. I used to go over and hang out on their set. Andy Richter andyarrestcall share on social
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. Johnny Carson dinnereatfarnsworth Change image and share on social
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I. Oscar Levant blueredrose Change image and share on social
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. Elayne Boosler doorfigurelock Change image and share on social
If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you. Billy Wilder funnykillpeople Change image and share on social
I have really fond memories of growing up in Chicago, and I always love going back. I still have a lot of really good friends from high school that I go to dinner with. It's kind of become a tradition when I go out there to do a show to give a few friends a call, tell some funny stories about high school and walk down memory lane. Kaskade backcallchicago share on social