Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. Benjamin Franklin constantgodhappy Change image and share on social
My eyes are different sizes, my nose is too broad at the bridge and squishes up when I laugh, and my lips are sorta funny when I smile. Terry Farrell bridgebroadeye Change image and share on social
What most readers do not realize is that it takes a particular genius to write funny, to satirize. F. Sionil Jose funnygeniusreader Change image and share on social
I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry. Norman Wisdom bearcircumstanceparent Change image and share on social
The people from 'The State' are close friends, but also some of the most incredibly funny people I know. Joe Lo Truglio closefriendfunny Change image and share on social
The surprising thing is that I was not funny in high school. I was always jealous of the funny kids because they always got the girls. I couldn't tell a joke to save my life. Seann William Scott funnygirlhigh Change image and share on social
I make sort-of funny videos for the Internet that are watched by a handful of people. Katie Nolan funnyhandfulinternet Change image and share on social
I don't laugh so much at jokes and premises as I do at a guy who goes onstage and starts twitching and acting funny. Harland Williams actfunnyguy Change image and share on social
I've learned to start from a really sound argument, boil down the essence of what you're trying to say, then build your humor around that, rather than starting with, 'This sounds funny,' and going from there. Hasan Minhaj argumentboilbuild share on social
