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I'm strictly a sugar-free Red Bull guy. I'd rather enjoy my sugar intake elsewhere. Seth Meyers bullenjoyfree Change image and share on social
I love cheese plates. Though I actually hate cheese plates. Because I can't say no to them. Seth Meyers cheesehatelove Change image and share on social
I'm a terrible grocery shopper. I hardly ever do it. And if I do, there's never more than three things in the bag. Seth Meyers baggroceryshopper Change image and share on social
From a good lie in the middle of a fairway bunker, I'll make the same swing as I do from an average fairway lie. I'll dig my feet in slightly and keep my lower body stable so I won't slip, but I don't change my club selection or setup. It's only when the ball is sitting down in the sand that I'll make some modifications. Ernie Els averageballbody share on social
I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman. David Alan Grier chelseafunnyhandler Change image and share on social
When smashing monuments, save the pedestals - they always come in handy. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec handymonumentpedestal Change image and share on social