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People appreciate it when you take some time to think about who will be listening to your jokes. Seth Meyers jokelistenpeople Change image and share on social
I love cheese plates. Though I actually hate cheese plates. Because I can't say no to them. Seth Meyers cheesehatelove Change image and share on social
I'm strictly a sugar-free Red Bull guy. I'd rather enjoy my sugar intake elsewhere. Seth Meyers bullenjoyfree Change image and share on social
From a good lie in the middle of a fairway bunker, I'll make the same swing as I do from an average fairway lie. I'll dig my feet in slightly and keep my lower body stable so I won't slip, but I don't change my club selection or setup. It's only when the ball is sitting down in the sand that I'll make some modifications. Ernie Els averageballbody share on social
When smashing monuments, save the pedestals - they always come in handy. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec handymonumentpedestal Change image and share on social
I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman. David Alan Grier chelseafunnyhandler Change image and share on social