Top 48 Quotes by Timothy Simons

When I was a carpenter, I built sets for small storefront Chicago companies. Like, I built sets for friends of mine at The House Theater.

My children, twins who are three years old, they're awful creatures right now.

I was born tall. I was awkward and gangly. Before that, I was a really chubby elementary school kid. I've always been sort of a physical abnormality.

I used to love going to shows and finding new bands, but the Internet takes the fun out of it. Like a band? You can buy and download every single song they have ever done within five minutes.

I'm saying nothing new that Dave Pasquesi is really good at what he does.

If you didn't watch 'The Shield,' you should stop everything you are doing and go back and watch 'The Shield.'

I don't have actors in my family, but everyone is pretty artistic.

I grew up in Maine working at a video store and found myself being pulled more and more to on-camera stuff.

When I was in Chicago, I was working as a carpenter while I was doing plays. I thought it'd be a fun set construction job, but it turned up to just be a straight-up factory.

David Letterman was my guy growing up. My parents recorded the tenth anniversary special for me, and I watched it 40 times.