We live in a world in which whatever you do has a parody account online in moments. Timothy Simons accountlivemoment Change image and share on social
I took one class at Second City called Improv for Actors, and that was it, and that was only because my agent told me I had to. Timothy Simons actoragentcall Change image and share on social
I think the absolute worst job I ever had - not because it was a terrible job, just because I was just so bad at it - was when I worked at a scenic factory in Chicago. Timothy Simons absolutebadchicago Change image and share on social
My children, twins who are three years old, they're awful creatures right now. Timothy Simons awfulchildcreature Change image and share on social
Keeping children alive and free of disease is not a political issue and cannot be put into a partisan box. Timothy Simons aliveboxchild Change image and share on social
I used to love going to shows and finding new bands, but the Internet takes the fun out of it. Like a band? You can buy and download every single song they have ever done within five minutes. Timothy Simons bandbuydownload Change image and share on social
If you didn't watch 'The Shield,' you should stop everything you are doing and go back and watch 'The Shield.' Timothy Simons backshieldstop Change image and share on social
IPods just made music about how many songs you could have on you at all times. Timothy Simons ipodsmakemusic Change image and share on social
It's much harder to get a job if nobody wants you around. Timothy Simons hardjob Change image and share on social
I don't have actors in my family, but everyone is pretty artistic. Timothy Simons actorartisticfamily Change image and share on social