It's weird to sit as a comedian. Being still drives me crazy. Seth Meyers comediancrazydrive Change image and share on social
Once you get past funny, my other qualities are so below average. It's not like I'm handy. Seth Meyers averagefunnyhandy Change image and share on social
The first time I had disposable income, the two things I cared most about were a television and a couch. Seth Meyers carecouchdisposable Change image and share on social
It's nice when I get offered small parts. But I really think that 'SNL' is what my skill set is best designed for. Seth Meyers designniceoffer Change image and share on social
I'm strictly a sugar-free Red Bull guy. I'd rather enjoy my sugar intake elsewhere. Seth Meyers bullenjoyfree Change image and share on social
When my girlfriend and I talk about being happy, I'll get choked up, which I think is the greatest gift you can give a girlfriend. Seth Meyers chokegiftgirlfriend Change image and share on social
I enjoy talking about politics a great deal. Seth Meyers dealenjoygreat Change image and share on social
I'm a terrible grocery shopper. I hardly ever do it. And if I do, there's never more than three things in the bag. Seth Meyers baggroceryshopper Change image and share on social
My mother is an incredibly beautiful woman who has laughed at every single thing my father's ever said. At a young age, my brother and I understood that if you can make girls laugh, you can punch well above your weight class. Seth Meyers agebeautifulbrother share on social
My father is sort of the jokester. My dad is still the funniest guy in our family. Seth Meyers dadfamilyfather Change image and share on social
