A woman is a woman. A woman has male problems, has job problems, and I think funny is funny. Kym Whitley funnyjobmale Change image and share on social
I'm not funny. People assume that because my books are funny, I'll be funny in real life. It's the inevitable disappointment of meeting me. Jonathan Safran Foer assumebookdisappointment Change image and share on social
It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man. H. L. Mencken apeaveragedescend Change image and share on social
The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. P. G. Wodehouse dependendfascination Change image and share on social
I wanted to do an hour-long show, and I wanted to something that was dramatic and sometimes funny and humorous, as well. I'm just delighted to have this opportunity to be a part of this project. Ron Glass delightdramaticfunny Change image and share on social
I play a female Indiana Jones, a professor who hunts down precious objects, like a bowl that belonged to the Buddha. They tailored the role to me: I wanted to be smart, funny, and to kick some ass. Tia Carrere belongbowlbuddha Change image and share on social
It could be seen as narcissistic to have your own museum, but for me, it's such a long time ago - I have perspective. That young man in the funny clothes - he's almost a stranger, so I can tell his story. Bjorn Ulvaeus agoclothefunny share on social
You can't teach someone to be funny, but you can teach comic timing. If you listen to a good comic, you can learn how to put it on a page. Christopher Moore comicfunnygood Change image and share on social
Once you get past funny, my other qualities are so below average. It's not like I'm handy. Seth Meyers averagefunnyhandy Change image and share on social
Comedy, your funny bone, is formed in childhood. Paul O'Grady bonechildhoodcomedy Change image and share on social