Life is hard. After all, it kills you. Katharine Hepburn hardkilllife Change image and share on social
As funny as it sounds, the best thing I got out of making a solo record was to realize how much I love being in a band. Dave Pirner bandfunnylove Change image and share on social
I think nudity is funny, especially when it's inappropriate. Chelsea Handler funnyinappropriatenudity Change image and share on social
An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out. George Jean Nathan believefellowhousefly Change image and share on social
I would love to do a movie with Albert Brooks; we're so different, but I find him so funny, and I can be just as seemingly narcissistic as he comes off, the 'it's all about me' kind of thing. Chevy Chase albertbrookfind Change image and share on social
I like bowling. I suck at it, but I like it. You know what's so funny? I have days when I'm absolutely great at doing it, and then I have days when I just don't understand it. Lil' Kim absolutelybowlday Change image and share on social
The funny thing is, I've never really hurt myself in an action movie. I've done 'Wanted,' 'X-Men,' 'Welcome To The Punch,' even 'Trance' to a certain extent has little bits of action and stuff, but I've never really hurt myself at all - not even like a sprained ankle. James McAvoy actionanklebit share on social
I like to make jokes; I consider myself a funny person. I just think making jokes about people who are in a situation beyond their control is not funny to them or their families. Maria Shriver controlfamilyfunny Change image and share on social
I was never pretty, never really popular. I was lanky and funny looking. Tanya Roberts funnylankypopular Change image and share on social
I went window shopping today! I bought four windows. Tommy Cooper buyshoptoday Change image and share on social