Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that. George Carlin dreampeoplething Change image and share on social
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. George Carlin howlmoonnight Change image and share on social
I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it. George Carlin delivereulogylisten Change image and share on social
Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town. George Carlin backcircusleave Change image and share on social
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? George Carlin drivefastidiot Change image and share on social
I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death. George Carlin churchcompletelydeath Change image and share on social
One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like. George Carlin areadesert Change image and share on social
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. George Carlin firehardmoney Change image and share on social
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. George Carlin confuseevilforce Change image and share on social
Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist. George Carlin cynicaldisappointidealist Change image and share on social
