My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. Jimmy Durante breatheimpedimentslight Change image and share on social
My dad was in the army so we moved around a lot and I changed schools every year and had to make new friends, and I found that if I was the funny guy I could do that easier. Jason Gann armychangedad Change image and share on social
When you're from a boring town, you have to find things to do. It's funny: I always knew I wanted to make music, so I was always kind of ahead of my peers. I had an MP3 player by the time I was in the fourth grade. Shamir aheadborefind share on social
A pope going through a faith crisis would be funny to see. Kyle Dunnigan crisisfaithfunny Change image and share on social
I like expensive-looking, nuanced, hour-long dramas that don't smell like regular TV. That and cheap, funny shows that feel like one guy made them by himself. So ... artisanal television? Christopher McCulloch artisanalcheapdrama Change image and share on social
All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me. Mitch Hedberg approvefunnyjoke Change image and share on social
I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny. Larry David badfunnygood Change image and share on social
I have no agenda except to be funny. Neither I or the writers profess to offer any worldly wisdom. Julia Louis-Dreyfus agendumfunnyoffer Change image and share on social
A mate of mine told me recently, 'It's the first time I've seen you work, Worthington.' I thought that was quite funny, but he was right. Sam Worthington funnyhavemate Change image and share on social
I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working. Peter Sellers classicfunnyhumorist Change image and share on social
