Conversation would be vastly improved by the constant use of four simple words: I do not know. Andre Maurois constantconversationimprove Change image and share on social
George Lopez is always on the verge of hilarity. If he could ever think of something funny to say, if he had a funny thought in his mind, he's ready to go. Andy Kindler funnygeorgehilarity Change image and share on social
I always remember loving 'Even Stevens' - that show was so brilliant and funny and smart. Luke Benward brilliantfunnylove Change image and share on social
My parents' marriage is a gift to everyone around them - 60 years of making their kids laugh. How many parents are actually funny? Louise Erdrich funnygiftkid Change image and share on social
It's funny how it usually works out that I end up dying. It sort of works out, because by the time I die, I'm usually tired of working on that particular movie, so I look forward to it. Owen Wilson dieendforward Change image and share on social
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I. Oscar Levant blueredrose Change image and share on social
I think it's so funny when people think they can't control a movie star. They can. We're just women, you know. Esther Williams controlfunnymovie Change image and share on social
I think 'Saturday Night Live', starting in the 1970s, really gave women an outlet to be funny. A lot of those women went on to have film careers, from Kristen Wiig now to Tina Fey and Gilda Radner. Emma Stone 1970scareerfey Change image and share on social
Harry Reid is not funny; he's creepy. Nancy Pelosi is creepy. Charles Schumer is sneaky and creepy. Lewis Black charlecreepyfunny Change image and share on social
