What do I know of man's destiny? I could tell you more about radishes. Samuel Beckett destinymanradish Change image and share on social
It may sound funny, but I love the South. I don't choose to live anywhere else. There's land here, where a man can raise cattle, and I'm going to do it some day. Medgar Evers cattlechooseday Change image and share on social
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. Rodney Dangerfield fatfindhang Change image and share on social
It's funny, I had dinner with my dear friend John Spencer last night and I'm not in the first episode, but he's at the beginning of it and he was telling me about it and I thought this sounds very hot because I think this is definitely the last year of West Wing. Stockard Channing begindeardinner share on social
It's funny, because I've never thought of myself as a Hispanic actor, like in 'American Gangster,' I'm playing an Italian. I've always been fortunate enough to have been allowed to play all these diverse roles. Yul Vazquez actorallowamerican share on social
The things that make me laugh are considered smart or whatever, I guess. But stuff that's self-consciously intelligent or self-consciously hip or cool, that doesn't do it for me either. You just try to be funny. Greg Giraldo consciouslyconsidercool share on social
I loved being in the room with Mamet as a director - he is the most generous, funny, delightful person to work for every day. Richard Thomas daydelightfuldirector Change image and share on social
As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler. Calvin Trillin butlerconcerninvent Change image and share on social
You can do anything with bayonets except sit on them. Thomas Hardy bayonetsit Change image and share on social
The inspiration for my Vines comes from thinking about funny and relatable experiences from my daily life. Lele Pons dailyexperiencefunny Change image and share on social