I've a belt that I have worn for every single stand-up comedy session since I was 19. I fear if I ever lose it, my career would crumble. That's my one OCD. Vir Das beltcareercomedy Change image and share on social
Movies require a lot of patience. I like instant results. If I have done something that's not funny at all, the audience will let me know in two seconds. With the movie, I will have to wait nine months to know if I was that bad. Vir Das audiencebadfunny share on social
I fear debt. I don't like being indebted to banks. I have a rule in life that I will get it when I can afford it. Vir Das affordbankdebt Change image and share on social
I'm kind of a rebound junkie. So. when a relationship goes sour, I look at the sweetness in life elsewhere. So, I date a bit. The best catharsis is to write jokes and tell 4,000 people about it. Vir Das 000bitecatharsis Change image and share on social
I've been reading a lot of books on history, and watching a lot of educational TV. Wikipedia too, even though it is not reliable. Vir Das bookeducationalhave Change image and share on social
I am edgy, raw, offensive, vulgar, untruthful, but intelligent. My jokes are always realistic. I do not make fun of children or people who cannot fight back. That is my limitation. Vir Das backchildedgy Change image and share on social
In Bollywood, I think Boman Irani and Vinay Pathak are unbelievably good at comedy. Vir Das bollywoodbomancomedy Change image and share on social
A stand-up comedian will never be the life of a party. Instead, he will be the guy who is standing at a corner and observing people. Vir Das comediancornerguy Change image and share on social
To me, the trick is not how can I make people laugh. It is, how can I make people laugh in a different way. Vir Das laughmakepeople Change image and share on social
When it comes to English stand-up comedy, Indians have only seen the best - Jerry Seinfeld, Bill Cosby and the like. So, when someone claims to be an English stand-up comedian in India, he'd better be very good if he's going to make a life of it. Vir Das billclaimcomedian share on social
