All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. Lewis Black candycornmake Change image and share on social
I don't know, maybe Australian humour isn't supposed to be funny. It's as dry as the Sahara, and I think people miss that. Nick Cave australianfunnyhumour Change image and share on social
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? Robin Williams callhourmove Change image and share on social
My husband was very special and very funny and outspoken, and he would have a black and blue every so often because under the table, I'd say, 'Don't say that!' Blythe Danner blackbluefunny Change image and share on social
What's funny about that is when I was writing Twilight just for myself and not thinking of it as a book, I was not thinking about publishing, and yet at the same time I was casting it in my head. Because when I read books, I see them very visually. Stephenie Meyer bookcastfunny share on social
Instant gratification takes too long. Carrie Fisher gratificationinstantlong Change image and share on social
I can speak Esperanto like a native. Spike Milligan esperantonativespeak Change image and share on social
My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. Mike Myers basecuisinedare Change image and share on social
What do I know of man's destiny? I could tell you more about radishes. Samuel Beckett destinymanradish Change image and share on social
It may sound funny, but I love the South. I don't choose to live anywhere else. There's land here, where a man can raise cattle, and I'm going to do it some day. Medgar Evers cattlechooseday Change image and share on social