What do I know of man's destiny? I could tell you more about radishes. Samuel Beckett destinymanradish Change image and share on social
You could knock my teeth out and break my nose, and there'd be something funny about it to me. Chevy Chase breakfunnyknock Change image and share on social
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong. Bertrand Russell beliefdiewrong Change image and share on social
Sometimes it's cool to have banter with the audience. Occasionally, somebody will say something, and I'll say something right back, and everybody laughs, and it's funny. Sebastian Maniscalco audiencebackbant Change image and share on social
It's funny, I had dinner with my dear friend John Spencer last night and I'm not in the first episode, but he's at the beginning of it and he was telling me about it and I thought this sounds very hot because I think this is definitely the last year of West Wing. Stockard Channing begindeardinner share on social
It may sound funny, but I love the South. I don't choose to live anywhere else. There's land here, where a man can raise cattle, and I'm going to do it some day. Medgar Evers cattlechooseday Change image and share on social
As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler. Calvin Trillin butlerconcerninvent Change image and share on social
Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime. Red Skelton bedtimeerrandkid Change image and share on social
It's funny, because I've never thought of myself as a Hispanic actor, like in 'American Gangster,' I'm playing an Italian. I've always been fortunate enough to have been allowed to play all these diverse roles. Yul Vazquez actorallowamerican share on social
Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend. Lucy Liu boyfriendbuyfunny Change image and share on social
