The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just always as a comedic actor. I always liked Gary Larson, who's really funny for a cartoonist, obviously. Demetri Martin actorbillcartoonist Change image and share on social
I didn't do improv in college, I never performed, I didn't do theater either. I was in student government, I was a history major. Demetri Martin collegegovernmenthistory Change image and share on social
Saying, 'I'm sorry' is the same as saying, ' I apologize.' Except at a funeral. Demetri Martin apologizefuneral Change image and share on social
I do come across people who don't like me, don't like my comedy, don't think it's funny, it's too cutesy, or whatever they hate. And it's like, 'Okay. That's your opinion. Somebody liked it, so that's good.' Hopefully it balances out. Demetri Martin balancecomedycutesy share on social
And as far as actors go, Peter Sellers is my all-time favorite. Demetri Martin actorfavoritepeter Change image and share on social
I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.' Demetri Martin 000finishjigsaw Change image and share on social
I love catching a snapshot of something that is just about to happen. Or maybe something that just happened, you know. But I like especially that just-before kind of feeling. Demetri Martin catchfelthappen Change image and share on social
Usually, my favorite joke is whichever joke I most recently came up with that surprised me the first time I thought of it. Demetri Martin favoritejokerecently Change image and share on social
I like to use 'I Can't Believe it's Not Butter' on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable. Demetri Martin breakfastbuttereat Change image and share on social
