I love New York. I was sad, depressed and incredibly moved by our fellow countrymen and what they've done. I wanted to give people a chance to see something funny, have a distraction. Ben Stiller chancecountrymandepress Change image and share on social
Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them. P. G. Wodehouse cheapmemorymulligatawny Change image and share on social
Sometimes it's cool to have banter with the audience. Occasionally, somebody will say something, and I'll say something right back, and everybody laughs, and it's funny. Sebastian Maniscalco audiencebackbant Change image and share on social
The letters I really love are from young actresses who were worried they had to fit a certain look. They say I've opened it up. And I don't just mean plus-size girls. You can push things now. With all the great performances in 'Bridesmaids', it changed how people see funny women. Melissa McCarthy actressbridesmaidchange share on social
My uncle is so funny - Don Vito. He was always fat with the craziest voice. Dude, he barely speaks English; it's just full-blown jibber-jabber. It's so funny to watch on TV because you really need subtitles because you can't understand him. Bam Margera barelyblowcrazy share on social
That's something - you laugh about Eminem... It's funny, man, because I didn't like him when he first came out, ya know. It seemed like a big joke. But I think the guy's for real, and I like his lyrics! Alan Vega bigeminemfunny share on social
I don't know, maybe Australian humour isn't supposed to be funny. It's as dry as the Sahara, and I think people miss that. Nick Cave australianfunnyhumour Change image and share on social
You could knock my teeth out and break my nose, and there'd be something funny about it to me. Chevy Chase breakfunnyknock Change image and share on social
I can speak Esperanto like a native. Spike Milligan esperantonativespeak Change image and share on social
I don't know why I get away with some things. But I'm not a misogynistic, racist person. Yet I do find those jokes funny, so I say them. And I try to say everything kind of in a good spirit. Daniel Tosh findfunnygood Change image and share on social
