Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime. Red Skelton bedtimeerrandkid Change image and share on social
Jack Black is so funny! On and off screen, like, he would make you laugh every day. He's hilarious. Caitlin Hale blackdayfunny Change image and share on social
It's funny, because I've never thought of myself as a Hispanic actor, like in 'American Gangster,' I'm playing an Italian. I've always been fortunate enough to have been allowed to play all these diverse roles. Yul Vazquez actorallowamerican share on social
Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend. Lucy Liu boyfriendbuyfunny Change image and share on social
It sounds funny, but the 2008 Olympics were something that just kind of happened, and I was lucky they came at a point when I was uninjured and well prepared. As a gymnast, you can't ask for much more. Shawn Johnson funnygymnasthappen share on social
Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. Demetri Martin funfunnyidea Change image and share on social
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. Rodney Dangerfield fatfindhang Change image and share on social
You can do anything with bayonets except sit on them. Thomas Hardy bayonetsit Change image and share on social
It's a funny thing: my name in Arabic means hope, so I suppose I have to live by that principle. Hope is desire, feeling, and investing in a projection of something that doesn't yet exist. At its best, you witness its alchemy in your life, turning something that was once in the mind into reality. At its worst, it's delusion. Aml Ameen alchemyarabicbad share on social
That's something - you laugh about Eminem... It's funny, man, because I didn't like him when he first came out, ya know. It seemed like a big joke. But I think the guy's for real, and I like his lyrics! Alan Vega bigeminemfunny share on social