Sometimes it's cool to have banter with the audience. Occasionally, somebody will say something, and I'll say something right back, and everybody laughs, and it's funny. Sebastian Maniscalco audiencebackbant Change image and share on social
I love New York. I was sad, depressed and incredibly moved by our fellow countrymen and what they've done. I wanted to give people a chance to see something funny, have a distraction. Ben Stiller chancecountrymandepress Change image and share on social
I mean it's funny, playing music, how of course you want it to do well, you want them to like it, but it's not competitive like an election, it's the Olympics, it's not a Formula 1 race. The Billboard charts are just to show you what people like. Eddie Van Halen billboardchartcompetitive share on social
I loved being in the room with Mamet as a director - he is the most generous, funny, delightful person to work for every day. Richard Thomas daydelightfuldirector Change image and share on social
It sounds funny, but the 2008 Olympics were something that just kind of happened, and I was lucky they came at a point when I was uninjured and well prepared. As a gymnast, you can't ask for much more. Shawn Johnson funnygymnasthappen share on social
You could knock my teeth out and break my nose, and there'd be something funny about it to me. Chevy Chase breakfunnyknock Change image and share on social
The letters I really love are from young actresses who were worried they had to fit a certain look. They say I've opened it up. And I don't just mean plus-size girls. You can push things now. With all the great performances in 'Bridesmaids', it changed how people see funny women. Melissa McCarthy actressbridesmaidchange share on social
I can speak Esperanto like a native. Spike Milligan esperantonativespeak Change image and share on social
Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime. Red Skelton bedtimeerrandkid Change image and share on social
Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them. P. G. Wodehouse cheapmemorymulligatawny Change image and share on social