When a country wants television more than they want clean water, they've lost their grip. Lewis Black cleancountrygrip Change image and share on social
I like indoor Christmas trees. And I like people who decorate their homes with lights and all that crap. I think it's a healthy outlet for them. If they weren't covering their lawns with twinkling lights, they'd be doing something that was really, really creepy. Lewis Black christmascovercrap share on social
I think comics in New York are interested in being comics. And there're comics in L.A. who are touring comics, who are certainly more interested in stand-up, but a lot of L.A. stand-ups are really looking to do something else. Lewis Black comicinterestlot share on social
I'm amazed that anyone is interested in what I have to say. Lewis Black amazeinterest Change image and share on social
Socialism appeals to me. It's like imposed Christianity. You've got to share. Lewis Black appealchristianityhave Change image and share on social
I'm a happy person but an angry citizen. Lewis Black angrycitizenhappy Change image and share on social
Every time I use an app, part of my brain dies! We'll get to the point where we go to bed and wonder: 'Did I have a thought today?' You'll have to go to your 'Thought' app! Lewis Black appbedbrain Change image and share on social
Saying that the Palestinian people aren't really a people - that's not a zany thing to say. That's a psychotic thing to say in the midst of all of the politics we live through on a daily basis. Lewis Black basisdailylive Change image and share on social
When you're fund-raising for schools, then something's wrong. We seem to have lost some sort of sense of what the common good is, and if you don't have a sense of what the common good is, then at least give to what you think your specific goods are. Lewis Black commonfundgive share on social
My parents were married for sixty-five years, and I was married for about ten minutes, my first year at Yale Drama School. Something, somehow, didn't get passed on to my generation. Lewis Black dramagenerationmarry Change image and share on social
