I think many people are finding things I do very funny and strange. Flula Borg findfunnypeople Change image and share on social
I used to love being the class clown. I loved to make jokes and make people laugh. There was a set of students who would find it funny. But the cool students were like, 'Eeew!' Issa Rae classclowncool Change image and share on social
I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me. Elayne Boosler divorcehavemarry Change image and share on social
All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. Lewis Black candycornmake Change image and share on social
Humor has to surprise us; otherwise, it isn't funny. It's a death knell for a writer to be labeled a humorist because then it's not a surprise anymore. Garrison Keillor anymoredeathfunny Change image and share on social
If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat! Demetri Martin fatladlespoon Change image and share on social
I can't stress to you enough how much I can relate to teens being cyberbullied. Something that helps me is looking at old videos of me and my friends from middle school, or videos of my family. I love watching funny videos of my favorite people - it really cheers me up. Ariana Grande cheercyberbulliedfamily share on social
Every man has a sane spot somewhere. Robert Louis Stevenson mansanespot Change image and share on social
Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be. Joan Rivers equalfortypartner Change image and share on social
