I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons. Douglas Adams deadreasonspend Change image and share on social
The show is definitely not just about weight-loss physically. It's more about finding yourself. It's really funny because I realized at one of our table reads that 'Huge' was really about the weight that we carry around mentally. Raven Goodwin carryfindfunny share on social
My boy and I move. We have this game where if we dress in a particular item of clothing, we have to do a different movement. A hat means 20 jumps - that sort of thing. When I put a scarf on, my son has to drop down and do push-ups, immediately. He thinks it's really funny. Magnus Scheving boyclthedress share on social
Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs. Alfred Hitchcock backbelongbring Change image and share on social
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. Albert Einstein cindercourtgirl Change image and share on social
Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively. Laurence J. Peter consecutivelycorrectexpert Change image and share on social
Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish. Chevy Chase goldfishgreatmake Change image and share on social
Stealing, you'll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it. Mike Judge funnylifesteal Change image and share on social
I think many people are finding things I do very funny and strange. Flula Borg findfunnypeople Change image and share on social