Every television show you go on is a choice. Joan Rivers choiceshowtelevision Change image and share on social
Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. Joan Rivers husbandkillerlove Change image and share on social
Fat jokes aren't relevant, but they're hilarious when you find them. Joan Rivers fatfindhilarious Change image and share on social
All my friends are dying. That's why I always wear black. Joan Rivers blackdiefriend Change image and share on social
When I turn down work, I feel guilty, I feel terrible; I don't know where the next job is going to come from. Joan Rivers feelguiltyjob Change image and share on social
I get butterflies before I go out to say hello at a party. Joan Rivers butterflyparty Change image and share on social
The worst thing that ever happened to me on stage is someone ran forward to tell me they loved me and projectile vomited all over the stage. It was horrible. Joan Rivers badforwardhappen Change image and share on social
All my way through college, I worked my way as a window dresser for Lord & Taylor, so I always liked fashion. I always loved fashion and I love that we can do it and not take it seriously. Joan Rivers collegedresserfashion Change image and share on social
Any comic is a very good actor. Look at Don Rickles. He is saying the same joke every night for 20 years and making it look like he just thought of it. Joan Rivers actorcomicdon Change image and share on social
I think any celebrity that adopts a child from a third world country is a fool. Joan Rivers adoptcelebritychild Change image and share on social
