I don't return anybody's calls unless it's going to mean extra money for me. And I've completely cut off all relationships with any friends that I had before the show. And I've copped an attitude. Mike Judge attitudecallcompletely Change image and share on social
I almost didn't name Butt-Head 'Butt-Head.' I came real close to calling him something else. Mike Judge buttcallclose Change image and share on social
They don't make you pay for the humor. It's up and down, but they're trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2 minutes. They are the most honest comedians ever. Mike Judge comediangivehonest Change image and share on social
Who is Mike Judge? Let me think. The only way I could possibly answer that question would be in a nonverbal fashion. I think I could do an interpretive dance that would answer that question for you. Mike Judge answerdancefashion Change image and share on social
All the Disney lead male characters always have this kind of John Davidson kind of look to them. They all look like the same guy, and all the females look like the same, and I think the guys are just way too big. Mike Judge bigcharacterdavidson share on social
One thing I was thinking about is that they probably get their come-uppance about the same percentage that people in real life do. Basically, stealing for all practical purposes might as well be legal in New York. Mike Judge basicallylegallife share on social
Then there was a kid in the neighborhood about three blocks away, his name was Bobby Beavis. Mike Judge beavisblockbobby Change image and share on social
When I was a kid it was like, who could be the coolest? Who could do the stupidest thing? And you knew it was a stupid thing to do, but you would do it just so you could be the coolest guy. And then you end up doing really cruel crap. Mike Judge coolcrapcruel share on social
It was really weird, when this thing started, to hear lawyers and MTV people calling me and actually saying 'ButtHead.' People tried to avoid it too. Mike Judge avoidbuttheadcall Change image and share on social
