Stealing, you'll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes funny life steal
I put the storyboard down and came back to it like two weeks later and saw that I had written 'Butt-Head' next to the picture, and it kind of made me laugh and I thought, Well, might as well go for every laugh you can get. Mike Judge backbutthead share on social
I don't return anybody's calls unless it's going to mean extra money for me. And I've completely cut off all relationships with any friends that I had before the show. And I've copped an attitude. Mike Judge attitudecallcompletely Change image and share on social
One thing I was thinking about is that they probably get their come-uppance about the same percentage that people in real life do. Basically, stealing for all practical purposes might as well be legal in New York. Mike Judge basicallylegallife share on social
I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman. David Alan Grier chelseafunnyhandler Change image and share on social
I now know how to steal a watch when someone's wearing it. It's an excellent talent to have. Margot Robbie excellentstealtalent Change image and share on social
If you're not having a good time, find something else that gives you some joy in life. Penny Marshall findgoodjoy Change image and share on social