Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. Robert Byrne imaginemanmile Change image and share on social
Once you get past funny, my other qualities are so below average. It's not like I'm handy. Seth Meyers averagefunnyhandy Change image and share on social
It's nice being liked for playing the nice guy, but it's also fun to be the funny one. Matt McGorry funfunnyguy Change image and share on social
When my father died, my mother came back from being Mrs. Birkin to being Judy Campbell. She was a stunning actress. She came out of her shell. She was herself again: this very independent, funny, intellectual lady - and was able to perform again, which was her life before meeting my father squashed it out. Jane Birkin actressbackbirkin share on social
During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one. Jerry Stiller audiencedecidedepression Change image and share on social
There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world. Jean Baudrillard adultchilddemand Change image and share on social
My uncle is so funny - Don Vito. He was always fat with the craziest voice. Dude, he barely speaks English; it's just full-blown jibber-jabber. It's so funny to watch on TV because you really need subtitles because you can't understand him. Bam Margera barelyblowcrazy share on social
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. George Carlin confuseevilforce Change image and share on social
The Internet has done nothing but good for comedy all around. Comedians no longer have to rely on TV execs and club owners deciding if they are funny or not. Doug Stanhope clubcomediancomedy Change image and share on social
Life is hard. After all, it kills you. Katharine Hepburn hardkilllife Change image and share on social