Top 25 Quotes by Joe E. Lewis

I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.

I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough.

I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken General Custer and given points.

I drink to forget I drink.

I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

We can afford almost any mistake once.

I always wake up at the crack of ice.

I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise.