I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves. Joe E. Lewis moneynervequiet Change image and share on social
I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play. Joe E. Lewis 80shotlow Change image and share on social
I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken General Custer and given points. Joe E. Lewis custergeneralhave Change image and share on social
You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough. Joe E. Lewis livework Change image and share on social
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink. Joe E. Lewis cameldistrustdrink Change image and share on social
I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin. Joe E. Lewis deandrinkman Change image and share on social
I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise. Joe E. Lewis bombnoisestand Change image and share on social
If you want to make a dangerous man your friend, let him do you a favor. Joe E. Lewis dangerousfavorfriend Change image and share on social
Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest. Joe E. Lewis friendpestshow Change image and share on social
