Top 25 Quotes by Joe E. Lewis

I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise.

I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.

I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken General Custer and given points.

You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough.

I drink to forget I drink.

I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.

If you want to make a dangerous man your friend, let him do you a favor.

We can afford almost any mistake once.

Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.