If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes funny kill people
The Austrians are brilliant people. They made the world believe that Hitler was a German and Beethoven an Austrian. Billy Wilder austrianbeethovenbrilliant Change image and share on social
Don't be too clever for an audience. Make it obvious. Make the subtleties obvious also. Billy Wilder audienceclevermake Change image and share on social
You have to have a dream so you can get up in the morning. Billy Wilder dreammorning Change image and share on social
I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman. David Alan Grier chelseafunnyhandler Change image and share on social
It took me realizing that a broken heart has never actually killed anyone to find the courage to ask for what I want, in just about every situation. That was part of my own growing up. Ginnifer Goodwin breakcouragefind Change image and share on social
