We inadvertently bombed the Chinese Embassy. But Clinton now is working very hard. He has sent a letter of apology to the Chinese. And, he's also given them a gift certificate for future nuclear secrets. David Letterman apologybombcertificate share on social
Anything worth doing is worth overdoing. David Letterman overdoworth Change image and share on social
It's so warm now, and Thanksgiving came so early - is it just me, or does it not really feel like Ramadan? David Letterman earlyfeelramadan Change image and share on social
People say New Yorkers can't get along. Not true. I saw two New Yorkers, complete strangers, sharing a cab. One guy took the tires and the radio; the other guy took the engine. David Letterman cabcompleteengine Change image and share on social
There is no off position on the genius switch. David Letterman geniuspositionswitch Change image and share on social
We make a lot of fun at President Clinton's expense. But this transition is going to be tough because it's been 25 years since this guy has gotten laid in the private sector. David Letterman clintonexpensefun Change image and share on social
The worst tempered people I have ever met were those who knew that they were wrong. David Letterman badknowmeet Change image and share on social
Dick Cheney said he was running again. He said his health was fine, 'I've got a doctor with me 24 hours a day.' Yeah, that's always the sign of a man in good health, isn't it? David Letterman cheneydaydick Change image and share on social
There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting. David Letterman accountbusinessshow Change image and share on social
For the love of God, folks, don't try this at home. David Letterman folkgodhome Change image and share on social
