We have defeated Saddam Hussein and Iraq. The good news is Iraq is ours, and the bad news is Iraq is ours. David Letterman baddefeatgood Change image and share on social
We make a lot of fun at President Clinton's expense. But this transition is going to be tough because it's been 25 years since this guy has gotten laid in the private sector. David Letterman clintonexpensefun Change image and share on social
Anything worth doing is worth overdoing. David Letterman overdoworth Change image and share on social
Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news - they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news is that they have to drop it with a camel. David Letterman badbombcamel Change image and share on social
President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind? David Letterman bushguyhell Change image and share on social
There is no off position on the genius switch. David Letterman geniuspositionswitch Change image and share on social
A lot of folks are still demanding more evidence before they actually consider Iraq a threat. For example, France wants more evidence. And you know I'm thinking, the last time France wanted more evidence they rolled right through Paris with the German flag. David Letterman demandevidenceflag share on social
Yesterday Senator John Kerry changed his mind and now supports the ban on gay marriages. I'm telling you this guy has more positions than Paris Hilton. David Letterman banchangegay Change image and share on social
There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting. David Letterman accountbusinessshow Change image and share on social
I had no idea this thing was televised. Boy, is my face red. David Letterman boyfaceidea Change image and share on social
