A lot of folks are still demanding more evidence before they actually consider Iraq a threat. For example, France wants more evidence. And you know I'm thinking, the last time France wanted more evidence they rolled right through Paris with the German flag. David Letterman demandevidenceflag share on social
We have defeated Saddam Hussein and Iraq. The good news is Iraq is ours, and the bad news is Iraq is ours. David Letterman baddefeatgood Change image and share on social
We make a lot of fun at President Clinton's expense. But this transition is going to be tough because it's been 25 years since this guy has gotten laid in the private sector. David Letterman clintonexpensefun Change image and share on social
Anything worth doing is worth overdoing. David Letterman overdoworth Change image and share on social
Wherever we've travelled in this great land of ours, we've found that people everywhere are about 90% water. David Letterman findgreathave Change image and share on social
President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind? David Letterman bushguyhell Change image and share on social
There is no off position on the genius switch. David Letterman geniuspositionswitch Change image and share on social
Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives. David Letterman allenbabybrand Change image and share on social
Yesterday Senator John Kerry changed his mind and now supports the ban on gay marriages. I'm telling you this guy has more positions than Paris Hilton. David Letterman banchangegay Change image and share on social
I had no idea this thing was televised. Boy, is my face red. David Letterman boyfaceidea Change image and share on social
