I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. Phyllis Diller affordchildmove Change image and share on social
Aim high, and you won't shoot your foot off. Phyllis Diller aimfoothigh Change image and share on social
I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. Phyllis Diller eighteenironyear Change image and share on social
Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? Phyllis Diller chancehouseworkkill Change image and share on social
Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room. Phyllis Diller askburtreynolds Change image and share on social
My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. Phyllis Diller beneathbreastknee Change image and share on social
Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. Phyllis Diller childhomeparent Change image and share on social
My own laugh is the real thing and I've had it all my life. Phyllis Diller havelaughlife Change image and share on social
Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children. Phyllis Diller advicebottlechild Change image and share on social
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. Phyllis Diller childchoosehome Change image and share on social
