Top 32 Quotes by Eddie Izzard

About Eddie Izzard

These are some quotes by British author Eddie Izzard Comedian, who was born on February 7, 1962.

Never put a sock in a toaster.

Never put a sock in a toaster.

Eddie Izzard

I don't know what it's like in the U.S. but immigrants in the U.K. do the jobs the citizens won't do.

I don't know what it's like in the U.S. but immigrants in the U.K. do the jobs the citizens won't do.

Eddie Izzard

So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised! A little naive, I feel!

So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised! A little naive, I feel!

Eddie Izzard

I'm quite good at taking in information so I voraciously inhale Wikipedia - which may have some things wrong in it, but I think is generally more information than we had before. Last tour we didn't have Wikipedia. And then Discovery Channel and History Channel. I can take it in and retain what I think are the most important facts.

Eddie Izzard

Animals in the wild are lean, and I think we should be too.

Animals in the wild are lean, and I think we should be too.

Eddie Izzard

They tend to come out a colour called 'Pants left in wash'

They tend to come out a colour called 'Pants left in wash'

Eddie Izzard

I'm a one-man idiot.

I'm a one-man idiot.

Eddie Izzard

Well, comedy is a great weapon of attack. It's not a great weapon of support.

Well, comedy is a great weapon of attack. It's not a great weapon of support.

Eddie Izzard

I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.

I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.

Eddie Izzard

I try to keep performing as much as possible - I just like to. I used to take huge gaps off between gigs, now I just like to do stand-up gigs as much as I can.

I try to keep performing as much as possible - I just like to. I used to take huge gaps off between gigs, now I just like to do stand-up gigs as much as I can.

Eddie Izzard

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