If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan. Eddie Izzard godplansimilar Change image and share on social
Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both... different. In spelling. Eddie Izzard philosophyreligionspell Change image and share on social
In stand-up it really helps to play yourself and talk about your own feelings. You cannot fail to be original if you're just talking about what you think about X, Y and Z. Unless you've got a twin brother who's also a stand-up. Eddie Izzard brotherfailfeeling share on social
Animals in the wild are lean, and I think we should be too. Eddie Izzard animalleanwild Change image and share on social
I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever. Eddie Izzard humanreligionstory Change image and share on social
I mean, sometimes... a comedian becomes an actor, and they just don't deliver, because the bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of acting is to be truthful, and they get that mixed up sometimes, or don't even notice that that's the thing. Eddie Izzard actactorbottom share on social
Well, comedy is a great weapon of attack. It's not a great weapon of support. Eddie Izzard attackcomedygreat Change image and share on social
I don't know what it's like in the U.S. but immigrants in the U.K. do the jobs the citizens won't do. Eddie Izzard citizenimmigrantjob Change image and share on social
If you go down as a comedian's comedian, that's basically meaning other comedians are hopefully feeling that you're doing okay. Eddie Izzard basicallycomedianfelt Change image and share on social
