Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories. Steven Wright backbringmemory Change image and share on social
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. Steven Wright carddiefull Change image and share on social
I haven't changed at all. I'm the same as when I was 11. Steven Wright change Change image and share on social
I need one of those baby monitors from my subconscious to my consciousness so I can know what the hell I'm really thinking about. Steven Wright babyconsciousnesshell Change image and share on social
I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to everybody on the list. Steven Wright billchaindollar Change image and share on social
I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it. Steven Wright existentialmapwrite Change image and share on social
There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. Steven Wright departmentescalatoroutage Change image and share on social
I have all the emotions that everyone has; it just appears that I don't. Steven Wright appearemotion Change image and share on social
George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you can't hear him talk. Steven Wright announcerbridgegeorge Change image and share on social
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.' Steven Wright askgirlfriendgood Change image and share on social
