I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. Steven Wright daydreammindwander Change image and share on social
It's like the Wild West, the Internet. There are no rules. Steven Wright internetrulewest Change image and share on social
If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke? Steven Wright forestjokelaugh Change image and share on social
All those who believe in psychokinesis - raise my hand. Steven Wright handpsychokinesisraise Change image and share on social
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Steven Wright finefishidiot Change image and share on social
My secret to staying young... Having no sense of time. Steven Wright secretsensestay Change image and share on social
It usually helps me write by reading - somehow the reading gear in your head turns the writing gear. Steven Wright gearheadhelp Change image and share on social
I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit a bookmark. Steven Wright accidentbookmarkhit Change image and share on social
What I like about the jokes, to me it's a lot of logic, no matter how crazy they are. It has to make absolute sense, or it won't be funny. Steven Wright absolutecrazyfunny Change image and share on social
I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. Steven Wright eyeglassprescriptionrun Change image and share on social
