Good jokes are gems. A good idea is hard to come by. I couldn't give them to someone else, even for money. It just wouldn't seem right. Steven Wright gemgivegood Change image and share on social
I feel very lucky to make a living from my imagination; I'm very grateful for that. I like that what I do is create. I'm feeling very lucky to have had the career I had. It's gone much longer and bigger than I ever thought it would be. Steven Wright bigcareercreate share on social
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. Steven Wright backcoffeeinstant Change image and share on social
I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography. Steven Wright autobiographyunauthorizedwrite Change image and share on social
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. Steven Wright factoryfirehydrant Change image and share on social
I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. Steven Wright bookchildpurpose Change image and share on social
I never even thought of myself as deadpan until someone wrote an article about me about a year after I was doing comedy. There was a paper called the 'Boston Phoenix,' and someone wrote a description of what I was doing and that's where I first saw 'deadpan.' Steven Wright articlebostoncall share on social
I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to everybody on the list. Steven Wright billchaindollar Change image and share on social
I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically. Steven Wright buygeneralspecifically Change image and share on social
Childhood was very nice. The only thing wrong was that I was so introverted, everything became a big deal... 'Oh, no, here comes the bus. Where am I gonna sit on the bus?' Steven Wright bigbuschildhood Change image and share on social
