I like George Carlin's jokes. I like his humor. He's one of my heroes, and I like what he did with talking about everyday things. Steven Wright carlineverydaygeorge Change image and share on social
I just have a relationship with my imagination. It's like my friend, almost. Steven Wright friendimaginationrelationship Change image and share on social
They say the universe is expanding. That should help with the traffic. Steven Wright expandtrafficuniverse Change image and share on social
I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. Steven Wright dictionarypoemread Change image and share on social
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. Steven Wright experience Change image and share on social
I got this powdered water - now I don't know what to add. Steven Wright addpowderwater Change image and share on social
People may think I'm trying something new by telling stories, but they're just jokes connected to give the illusion of stories. But really, I just continue using my imagination and creating. That's what I do. Steven Wright connectcontinuecreate share on social
If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments. Steven Wright carecouplemiss Change image and share on social
