When I was 16... I worked in a pet store. And they fired me because... they had three snakes in there, and one day I braided them. Steven Wright braiddayfire Change image and share on social
I just have a relationship with my imagination. It's like my friend, almost. Steven Wright friendimaginationrelationship Change image and share on social
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted. Steven Wright adoptdarwinevolution Change image and share on social
I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. Steven Wright dictionarypoemread Change image and share on social
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. Steven Wright experience Change image and share on social
At one point he decided enough was enough. Steven Wright decidepoint Change image and share on social
I got this powdered water - now I don't know what to add. Steven Wright addpowderwater Change image and share on social
I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy. Steven Wright cardizzydrive Change image and share on social
