I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. Steven Wright dictionarypoemread Change image and share on social
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. Steven Wright experience Change image and share on social
I got this powdered water - now I don't know what to add. Steven Wright addpowderwater Change image and share on social
People may think I'm trying something new by telling stories, but they're just jokes connected to give the illusion of stories. But really, I just continue using my imagination and creating. That's what I do. Steven Wright connectcontinuecreate share on social
I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. Steven Wright eyeglassprescriptionrun Change image and share on social
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? Steven Wright breakcoffeeemployee Change image and share on social
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. Steven Wright apartmentelephantlose Change image and share on social
My doctor told me I shouldn't work out until I'm in better shape. I told him, 'All right; don't send me a bill until I pay you.' Steven Wright billdoctorpay Change image and share on social
