Steven Wright

Quotes by Steven Wright

 

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.'

Steven Wright

askboatbook

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I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.

Steven Wright

addbuyinstant

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If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

Steven Wright

skydivesucceed

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We have a saying in my house, my kids and my girlfriend. We say, 'Be your best for the greater good, and rock out wherever you are.'

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