There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes department escalator outage
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It remains to be seen the extent to which the critical needs of seniors in low income high rises, people with home medical needs and those with disabilities have been adequately planned for and met during widespread power outages. I fear the answers. Sheri Fink adequatelyanswercritical share on social