At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he know he can't. Rodney Dangerfield fightfullhope Change image and share on social
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender. Rodney Dangerfield bartenderplumberpsychiatrist Change image and share on social
I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going. Rodney Dangerfield comedrinkjuice Change image and share on social
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. Rodney Dangerfield fatherfingerkidnap Change image and share on social
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. Rodney Dangerfield findkidlot Change image and share on social
We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together. Rodney Dangerfield dinnermarriageroom Change image and share on social
My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light. Rodney Dangerfield afraiddarklight Change image and share on social
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too. Rodney Dangerfield crazyopinionpsychiatrist Change image and share on social
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass. Rodney Dangerfield dogdrinkglass Change image and share on social
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. Rodney Dangerfield fatfindhang Change image and share on social
