I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it. Rodney Dangerfield dogfamilyfind Change image and share on social
What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm. Rodney Dangerfield armbonedog Change image and share on social
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. Rodney Dangerfield beardoctormother Change image and share on social
I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. Rodney Dangerfield browndentisttell Change image and share on social
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. Rodney Dangerfield hatemeetpsychiatrist Change image and share on social
I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest. Rodney Dangerfield honestluckpolitician Change image and share on social
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. Rodney Dangerfield halloweenkidparent Change image and share on social
The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest. Rodney Dangerfield honestluckpolitician Change image and share on social
I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. Rodney Dangerfield asleepblindday Change image and share on social
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. Rodney Dangerfield interruptspeakwife Change image and share on social
