My mother had morning sickness after I was born. Rodney Dangerfield bearmorningmother Change image and share on social
My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend. Rodney Dangerfield breastfeedfriend Change image and share on social
I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand. Rodney Dangerfield cementfelthand Change image and share on social
I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get. Rodney Dangerfield bigpeoplepet Change image and share on social
I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. Rodney Dangerfield browndentisttell Change image and share on social
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. Rodney Dangerfield hatemeetpsychiatrist Change image and share on social
I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself. Rodney Dangerfield attackcontrolgirl Change image and share on social
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. Rodney Dangerfield interruptspeakwife Change image and share on social
We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together. Rodney Dangerfield dinnermarriageroom Change image and share on social