If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all. Rodney Dangerfield lifepickpocket Change image and share on social
My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair. Rodney Dangerfield chairdieelectric Change image and share on social
Men who do things without being told draw the most wages. Rodney Dangerfield drawmantell Change image and share on social
I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself. Rodney Dangerfield attackcontrolgirl Change image and share on social
I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. Rodney Dangerfield bathhateparent Change image and share on social
