When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. Rodney Dangerfield catcoverplay Change image and share on social
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. Rodney Dangerfield familyfindlook Change image and share on social
My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair. Rodney Dangerfield chairdieelectric Change image and share on social
Men who do things without being told draw the most wages. Rodney Dangerfield drawmantell Change image and share on social
I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. Rodney Dangerfield bathhateparent Change image and share on social
