I saw a human pyramid once. It was very unnecessary. Mitch Hedberg humanpyramidunnecessary Change image and share on social
I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle. Mitch Hedberg fingerwhistle Change image and share on social
I wish I could play little league now. I'd be way better than before. Mitch Hedberg leagueplay Change image and share on social
Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus? Mitch Hedberg coolhippopotamusopotamus Change image and share on social
I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down. Mitch Hedberg necklaceupsidewanna Change image and share on social
Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults. Mitch Hedberg adultalfredocheese Change image and share on social
I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long. Mitch Hedberg daylongsleep Change image and share on social
I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs. Mitch Hedberg combinationfoosballkabob Change image and share on social
I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming. Mitch Hedberg carcomeheadlight Change image and share on social
When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away. Mitch Hedberg flyerhandthrow Change image and share on social
