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I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle. Mitch Hedberg addictblackjackcircle Change image and share on social
Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show. Mitch Hedberg nightpeopleshow Change image and share on social
A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer. Mitch Hedberg footseverstock Change image and share on social
There are millions of women who are trapped in lower-paying jobs and don't have the skills for a higher-paying job, and don't have the money or the time to access the higher education that they need for a better job. Marco Rubio accesseducationhigh share on social
I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. Rachel McAdams crazydrinkhyper Change image and share on social
I didn't leave home until 27. I was an only child raised in Philadelphia by my mother and grandmother. My grandmother controlled the stove. She made a lot of potato meals - mashed potato, potato souffle, potato pancakes. When we didn't have electricity, we ate romantically by candlelight. Jill Scott candlelightchildcontrol share on social