Mitch Hedberg

My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?
My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?
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These are some quotes by American author Mitch Hedberg Comedian, who lived between February 24, 1968 and March 30, 2005.