We've fallen into a trap of ever-widening orbits of contact, and there is a total disregard for the present moment. Jerry Seinfeld contactdisregardfall Change image and share on social
Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. Jerry Seinfeld careman Change image and share on social
I won't do something unless I can get at least two or three good laughs out of it. If I can't, it's not gonna make the team. Jerry Seinfeld gonnagoodlaugh Change image and share on social
I have this old '57 Porsche Speedster, and the way the door closes, I'll just sit there and listen to the sound of the latch going, 'cluh-CLICK-click.' That door! I live for that door. Whatever the opposite of planned obsolescence is, that's what I'm into. Jerry Seinfeld clickclosecluh share on social
There's different kinds of laughs. It's like a baseball lineup: this guy's your power hitter, this guy gets on base, this guy works out walks. If everybody does their job, we're gonna win. Jerry Seinfeld basebaseballgonna Change image and share on social
You know, crankiness is at the essence of all comedy. Jerry Seinfeld comedycrankinessessence Change image and share on social
It takes up enough of my time and interest just working on comedy. I just enjoy it and love doing it. Jerry Seinfeld comedyenjoyinterest Change image and share on social
Funny is the world I live in. You're funny, I'm interested. You're not funny, I'm not interested. Jerry Seinfeld funnyinterestlive Change image and share on social
