A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. Jerry Seinfeld blenderkindtop Change image and share on social
You spend so much time in the world of virtual that the actual - which nothing is more actual than stand-up - it's a painful experience for the audience, and the comedian a lot of time - we miss that. Jerry Seinfeld actualaudiencecomedian Change image and share on social
When you're in comedy, people always come up and say, 'Oh, it must be so hard.' It really isn't hard unless you're not good at it. If you can do it, its really kind of fun and easy. Jerry Seinfeld comedyeasyfun Change image and share on social
Forty to 60 I would say is your prime. That's when you know the most, you've seen the most, you understand the most, and you still have some physical energy. Jerry Seinfeld energyfortyhave Change image and share on social
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. Jerry Seinfeld amazeamountday Change image and share on social
I won't do something unless I can get at least two or three good laughs out of it. If I can't, it's not gonna make the team. Jerry Seinfeld gonnagoodlaugh Change image and share on social
Funny is the world I live in. You're funny, I'm interested. You're not funny, I'm not interested. Jerry Seinfeld funnyinterestlive Change image and share on social
There are very few people who really appreciate my shows. People come to the show and they pay and they enjoy it, but I don't really think most people really understand what they've seen. Jerry Seinfeld enjoyhavepay Change image and share on social
