Forty to 60 I would say is your prime. That's when you know the most, you've seen the most, you understand the most, and you still have some physical energy. Jerry Seinfeld energyfortyhave Change image and share on social
We've fallen into a trap of ever-widening orbits of contact, and there is a total disregard for the present moment. Jerry Seinfeld contactdisregardfall Change image and share on social
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. Jerry Seinfeld amazeamountday Change image and share on social
Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. Jerry Seinfeld careman Change image and share on social
I can walk through a hotel lobby and watch people at the desk and see what they're doing. People don't look at me. They don't even know I'm there. Jerry Seinfeld deskhotellobby Change image and share on social
I won't do something unless I can get at least two or three good laughs out of it. If I can't, it's not gonna make the team. Jerry Seinfeld gonnagoodlaugh Change image and share on social
I have this old '57 Porsche Speedster, and the way the door closes, I'll just sit there and listen to the sound of the latch going, 'cluh-CLICK-click.' That door! I live for that door. Whatever the opposite of planned obsolescence is, that's what I'm into. Jerry Seinfeld clickclosecluh share on social
There's different kinds of laughs. It's like a baseball lineup: this guy's your power hitter, this guy gets on base, this guy works out walks. If everybody does their job, we're gonna win. Jerry Seinfeld basebaseballgonna Change image and share on social
You know, crankiness is at the essence of all comedy. Jerry Seinfeld comedycrankinessessence Change image and share on social
