When I was a comic in the 1980s, I was on the road somewhere every day, and I'd get back to the hotel, and it was Carson and Letterman, and I looked forward to that all day. Jerry Seinfeld 1980sbackcarson Change image and share on social
Make no mistake about why these babies are here - they are here to replace us. Jerry Seinfeld babymakemistake Change image and share on social
Once you start doing only what you've already proven you can do, you're on the road to death. Jerry Seinfeld deathhaveprove Change image and share on social
Men like a ref decision because they just want to get back to the game. Jerry Seinfeld backdecisiongame Change image and share on social
Stand-up is hard. Or to keep it at a certain level is hard: I have no writers but me. Jerry Seinfeld hardlevelstand Change image and share on social
We want to do a lot of stuff; we're not in great shape. We didn't get a good night's sleep. We're a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup. Jerry Seinfeld coffeecupdelightful Change image and share on social
There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, 'I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked.' Jerry Seinfeld advicelearnlot Change image and share on social
That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me. Jerry Seinfeld christmashelppeople Change image and share on social
