Make no mistake about why these babies are here - they are here to replace us. Jerry Seinfeld babymakemistake Change image and share on social
You have to motivate yourself with challenges. That's how you know you're still alive. Jerry Seinfeld alivechallengemotivate Change image and share on social
When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business; I have to humiliate myself. Jerry Seinfeld beebusinesscannes Change image and share on social
You spend so much time in the world of virtual that the actual - which nothing is more actual than stand-up - it's a painful experience for the audience, and the comedian a lot of time - we miss that. Jerry Seinfeld actualaudiencecomedian Change image and share on social
I'll tell you one thing, since I'm married, single people look absolutely ridiculous to me. Jerry Seinfeld absolutelymarrypeople Change image and share on social
Men like a ref decision because they just want to get back to the game. Jerry Seinfeld backdecisiongame Change image and share on social
There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, 'I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked.' Jerry Seinfeld advicelearnlot Change image and share on social
Forty to 60 I would say is your prime. That's when you know the most, you've seen the most, you understand the most, and you still have some physical energy. Jerry Seinfeld energyfortyhave Change image and share on social