Funny is the world I live in. You're funny, I'm interested. You're not funny, I'm not interested. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes funny interest live
Forty to 60 I would say is your prime. That's when you know the most, you've seen the most, you understand the most, and you still have some physical energy. Jerry Seinfeld energyfortyhave Change image and share on social
When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business; I have to humiliate myself. Jerry Seinfeld beebusinesscannes Change image and share on social
Once you start doing only what you've already proven you can do, you're on the road to death. Jerry Seinfeld deathhaveprove Change image and share on social
I am so tired of ruggedly handsome heroes. I don't know too many ruggedly handsome people who are necessarily nice people. In fact, the beautiful people have a big handicap because they rely too much on their appearance and don't bother to become interesting. Barbara Mertz appearancebeautifulbig share on social
I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman. David Alan Grier chelseafunnyhandler Change image and share on social
It is only when you watch the dense mass of thousands of ants, crowded together around the Hill, blackening the ground, that you begin to see the whole beast, and now you observe it thinking, planning, calculating. It is an intelligence, a kind of live computer, with crawling bits for its wits. Lewis Thomas antbeastbegin share on social