Top 88 Quotes by Jerry Seinfeld

A lot of stuff I do out of pure obsessiveness.

I do a little thing about the way people shake the sweetener packet. You know, like they're all excited. I want to get all the granules down to one end. I love all these rituals.

You have to motivate yourself with challenges. That's how you know you're still alive.

I do probably 60 concerts a year in the States. And I go out to clubs in the week. I'm doing new stuff all the time.

To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving.

Nobody enjoys the 'little show about nothing' humor more than me, but that is never the way I look at it.

A lot of times, you could play me just the laughs from my set, and I could tell you, from the laugh, what the joke was. Because they match.

If you get something right, you really feel it, right in your chest, on stage. I think it's an incomparable experience.

The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because it's so much fun.

I think of myself more as a sportsman than I do an artist.