A lot of stuff I do out of pure obsessiveness. Jerry Seinfeld lotobsessivenesspure Change image and share on social
I do a little thing about the way people shake the sweetener packet. You know, like they're all excited. I want to get all the granules down to one end. I love all these rituals. Jerry Seinfeld endexcitegranule Change image and share on social
A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. Jerry Seinfeld blenderkindtop Change image and share on social
To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving. Jerry Seinfeld boillifelive Change image and share on social
Nobody enjoys the 'little show about nothing' humor more than me, but that is never the way I look at it. Jerry Seinfeld enjoyhumorshow Change image and share on social
A lot of times, you could play me just the laughs from my set, and I could tell you, from the laugh, what the joke was. Because they match. Jerry Seinfeld jokelaughlot Change image and share on social
If you get something right, you really feel it, right in your chest, on stage. I think it's an incomparable experience. Jerry Seinfeld chestexperiencefeel Change image and share on social
A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking. Jerry Seinfeld bookstoreevidencepeople Change image and share on social
I'm a big believer than a great bit is a great bit - if I go and see someone I love, like Robert Klein. I want to hear some classics and some new stuff. But a great stand-up bit takes a long time to really polish and perfect, and they're beautiful things when they're done. Jerry Seinfeld beautifulbelieverbig share on social
I think of myself more as a sportsman than I do an artist. Jerry Seinfeld artistsportsman Change image and share on social
