I do probably 60 concerts a year in the States. And I go out to clubs in the week. I'm doing new stuff all the time. Jerry Seinfeld clubconcertstate Change image and share on social
You want to do good things, and once you've done a couple of good things in a row, you think 'Well gee, let's not mess this up.' But I am lucky at this point that I have something I really love to do, and it completely holds my attention. I never feel frustrated by it. Jerry Seinfeld attentioncompletelycouple share on social
A lot of stuff I do out of pure obsessiveness. Jerry Seinfeld lotobsessivenesspure Change image and share on social
I do a little thing about the way people shake the sweetener packet. You know, like they're all excited. I want to get all the granules down to one end. I love all these rituals. Jerry Seinfeld endexcitegranule Change image and share on social
A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. Jerry Seinfeld blenderkindtop Change image and share on social
To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving. Jerry Seinfeld boillifelive Change image and share on social
Nobody enjoys the 'little show about nothing' humor more than me, but that is never the way I look at it. Jerry Seinfeld enjoyhumorshow Change image and share on social
A lot of times, you could play me just the laughs from my set, and I could tell you, from the laugh, what the joke was. Because they match. Jerry Seinfeld jokelaughlot Change image and share on social
If you get something right, you really feel it, right in your chest, on stage. I think it's an incomparable experience. Jerry Seinfeld chestexperiencefeel Change image and share on social
I think of myself more as a sportsman than I do an artist. Jerry Seinfeld artistsportsman Change image and share on social
