I do a little thing about the way people shake the sweetener packet. You know, like they're all excited. I want to get all the granules down to one end. I love all these rituals. Jerry Seinfeld endexcitegranule Change image and share on social
You have to motivate yourself with challenges. That's how you know you're still alive. Jerry Seinfeld alivechallengemotivate Change image and share on social
I do probably 60 concerts a year in the States. And I go out to clubs in the week. I'm doing new stuff all the time. Jerry Seinfeld clubconcertstate Change image and share on social
Nobody enjoys the 'little show about nothing' humor more than me, but that is never the way I look at it. Jerry Seinfeld enjoyhumorshow Change image and share on social
I think of myself more as a sportsman than I do an artist. Jerry Seinfeld artistsportsman Change image and share on social
A lot of times, you could play me just the laughs from my set, and I could tell you, from the laugh, what the joke was. Because they match. Jerry Seinfeld jokelaughlot Change image and share on social
To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving. Jerry Seinfeld boillifelive Change image and share on social
It takes up enough of my time and interest just working on comedy. I just enjoy it and love doing it. Jerry Seinfeld comedyenjoyinterest Change image and share on social
Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash. Jerry Seinfeld bigbloodstainbody share on social
A lot of stuff I do out of pure obsessiveness. Jerry Seinfeld lotobsessivenesspure Change image and share on social
