I wrote an article on a new Porsche for 'Automobile Magazine.' I knew the editor, and she asked me to write this article. So I'm more proud of that than anything. Jerry Seinfeld articleaskautomobile Change image and share on social
The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want! Jerry Seinfeld mafia Change image and share on social
Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason. Jerry Seinfeld reasonroadtravele Change image and share on social
The greatest thing about being a comedian is knowing other comedians. And you get to talk to them. Its the most fun. Jerry Seinfeld comedianfungreat Change image and share on social
I don't need you to be funny. I don't want to be entertained. Jerry Seinfeld entertainfunny Change image and share on social
When you make a TV show, they always say you're a guest in someone's home. Online, you're a guest in someone's face. So that's why I try to make it sound and look and feel very inviting and attractive, because I know that I'm in your face. Jerry Seinfeld attractivefacefeel share on social
We sold 'Seinfeld' all over the world but it was a very specific kind of show. In some countries it went down really well, in others they hated it. Jerry Seinfeld countryhatekind Change image and share on social
Well, Howard Stern has been doing his impression of me for years. It doesn't really bother me. Jerry Seinfeld botherhowardimpression Change image and share on social
Crankiness is at the essence of all comedy. My wife and I were discussing the different types of cranky. There's entertaining cranky, annoying cranky, angry cranky. Jerry Seinfeld angryannoycomedy Change image and share on social
Well, all comedy starts with anger. You get angry, and its never for a good reason, right? You know its not a good reason. And then you try and work it from there. Jerry Seinfeld angerangrycomedy Change image and share on social
