The worst way of flying, I think, is standby. It never works. That's why they call it standby. You end up standing there going, 'Bye!' Jerry Seinfeld badbyecall Change image and share on social
You want to do good things, and once you've done a couple of good things in a row, you think 'Well gee, let's not mess this up.' But I am lucky at this point that I have something I really love to do, and it completely holds my attention. I never feel frustrated by it. Jerry Seinfeld attentioncompletelycouple share on social
The greatest thing about being a comedian is knowing other comedians. And you get to talk to them. Its the most fun. Jerry Seinfeld comedianfungreat Change image and share on social
I don't need you to be funny. I don't want to be entertained. Jerry Seinfeld entertainfunny Change image and share on social
Well, Howard Stern has been doing his impression of me for years. It doesn't really bother me. Jerry Seinfeld botherhowardimpression Change image and share on social
Well, all comedy starts with anger. You get angry, and its never for a good reason, right? You know its not a good reason. And then you try and work it from there. Jerry Seinfeld angerangrycomedy Change image and share on social
We sold 'Seinfeld' all over the world but it was a very specific kind of show. In some countries it went down really well, in others they hated it. Jerry Seinfeld countryhatekind Change image and share on social
I kind of thought that stand-up comedy would suffer from the Internet because people seem to know more about the craft of stand-up than ever before. I thought it would seem trite. Kind of like if you know more about magicians, you wouldn't love them. Jerry Seinfeld comedycraftinternet share on social
There are very few people who really appreciate my shows. People come to the show and they pay and they enjoy it, but I don't really think most people really understand what they've seen. Jerry Seinfeld enjoyhavepay Change image and share on social
When you're in comedy, people always come up and say, 'Oh, it must be so hard.' It really isn't hard unless you're not good at it. If you can do it, its really kind of fun and easy. Jerry Seinfeld comedyeasyfun Change image and share on social
