A lot of advertising has gotten worse. I think it's kind of lost its nerve, to be honest with you. I feel like the advertising of the '60s, they were nervier. You know why? Because there was less at stake. Jerry Seinfeld 60sadvertisebadly share on social
My theory is 98 percent of all human endeavor is killing time. Jerry Seinfeld endeavorhumankill Change image and share on social
Forty is when you actually begin even deserving to be on stage telling people what you think. Jerry Seinfeld begindeserveforty Change image and share on social
The truth is, I had always wanted to be a comedian, but I really didn't have that kind of personality, and it's a terrifying thing to say. Jerry Seinfeld comediankindpersonality Change image and share on social
Stand-up is hard. Or to keep it at a certain level is hard: I have no writers but me. Jerry Seinfeld hardlevelstand Change image and share on social
Make no mistake about why these babies are here - they are here to replace us. Jerry Seinfeld babymakemistake Change image and share on social
You have to motivate yourself with challenges. That's how you know you're still alive. Jerry Seinfeld alivechallengemotivate Change image and share on social
When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business; I have to humiliate myself. Jerry Seinfeld beebusinesscannes Change image and share on social
