Funny is the world I live in. You're funny, I'm interested. You're not funny, I'm not interested. Jerry Seinfeld funnyinterestlive Change image and share on social
I don't want to hear the specials. If they're so special, put 'em on the menu. Jerry Seinfeld hearmenuput Change image and share on social
Forty is when you actually begin even deserving to be on stage telling people what you think. Jerry Seinfeld begindeserveforty Change image and share on social
The truth is, I had always wanted to be a comedian, but I really didn't have that kind of personality, and it's a terrifying thing to say. Jerry Seinfeld comediankindpersonality Change image and share on social
A lot of advertising has gotten worse. I think it's kind of lost its nerve, to be honest with you. I feel like the advertising of the '60s, they were nervier. You know why? Because there was less at stake. Jerry Seinfeld 60sadvertisebadly share on social
Pay attention, don't let life go by you. Fall in love with the back of your cereal box. Jerry Seinfeld attentionbackbox Change image and share on social
When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business; I have to humiliate myself. Jerry Seinfeld beebusinesscannes Change image and share on social
I don't want to be too critical of what other people do, but when people go back to do the same thing that they did, I'm completely confused. I'm like, 'Didn't you make that movie already?' I've been very fortunate, and I'm well taken care of, so the least I can do is try to go forward. Jerry Seinfeld backcarecompletely share on social