Funny is the world I live in. You're funny, I'm interested. You're not funny, I'm not interested. Jerry Seinfeld funnyinterestlive Change image and share on social
A lot of advertising has gotten worse. I think it's kind of lost its nerve, to be honest with you. I feel like the advertising of the '60s, they were nervier. You know why? Because there was less at stake. Jerry Seinfeld 60sadvertisebadly share on social
My theory is 98 percent of all human endeavor is killing time. Jerry Seinfeld endeavorhumankill Change image and share on social
I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything. Jerry Seinfeld busycutdrop Change image and share on social
Forty is when you actually begin even deserving to be on stage telling people what you think. Jerry Seinfeld begindeserveforty Change image and share on social
The truth is, I had always wanted to be a comedian, but I really didn't have that kind of personality, and it's a terrifying thing to say. Jerry Seinfeld comediankindpersonality Change image and share on social
I'm a big believer than a great bit is a great bit - if I go and see someone I love, like Robert Klein. I want to hear some classics and some new stuff. But a great stand-up bit takes a long time to really polish and perfect, and they're beautiful things when they're done. Jerry Seinfeld beautifulbelieverbig share on social