Funny is the world I live in. You're funny, I'm interested. You're not funny, I'm not interested. Jerry Seinfeld funnyinterestlive Change image and share on social
I don't want to hear the specials. If they're so special, put 'em on the menu. Jerry Seinfeld hearmenuput Change image and share on social
Forty is when you actually begin even deserving to be on stage telling people what you think. Jerry Seinfeld begindeserveforty Change image and share on social
The truth is, I had always wanted to be a comedian, but I really didn't have that kind of personality, and it's a terrifying thing to say. Jerry Seinfeld comediankindpersonality Change image and share on social
A lot of advertising has gotten worse. I think it's kind of lost its nerve, to be honest with you. I feel like the advertising of the '60s, they were nervier. You know why? Because there was less at stake. Jerry Seinfeld 60sadvertisebadly share on social
Crankiness is at the essence of all comedy. My wife and I were discussing the different types of cranky. There's entertaining cranky, annoying cranky, angry cranky. Jerry Seinfeld angryannoycomedy Change image and share on social
When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business; I have to humiliate myself. Jerry Seinfeld beebusinesscannes Change image and share on social