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Forty to 60 I would say is your prime. That's when you know the most, you've seen the most, you understand the most, and you still have some physical energy. Jerry Seinfeld energyfortyhave Change image and share on social
The worst way of flying, I think, is standby. It never works. That's why they call it standby. You end up standing there going, 'Bye!' Jerry Seinfeld badbyecall Change image and share on social
My theory is 98 percent of all human endeavor is killing time. Jerry Seinfeld endeavorhumankill Change image and share on social
If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck. Jeff Foxworthy rednecksittelevision Change image and share on social
Everything from airplanes to kitchen blenders and even chopsticks comes with an instruction manual. Children, despite all their complexity, do not. Lawrence Kutner airplaneblenderchild Change image and share on social
When I have a creative insight, there is a high. I think back in the day, I made music as much as I did because it made me feel so good. I think you could argue that there is a creative addiction - but, you know, the healthy kind. Lauryn Hill addictionargueback share on social
