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Forty to 60 I would say is your prime. That's when you know the most, you've seen the most, you understand the most, and you still have some physical energy. Jerry Seinfeld energyfortyhave Change image and share on social
Being a stand-up is my mission in life; it's my passion. My ongoing goal is to simply be funny, on my own, in front of a roomful of strangers. Jerry Seinfeld frontfunnygoal Change image and share on social
The greatest thing about being a comedian is knowing other comedians. And you get to talk to them. Its the most fun. Jerry Seinfeld comedianfungreat Change image and share on social
Everything from airplanes to kitchen blenders and even chopsticks comes with an instruction manual. Children, despite all their complexity, do not. Lawrence Kutner airplaneblenderchild Change image and share on social
If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck. Jeff Foxworthy rednecksittelevision Change image and share on social
When I have a creative insight, there is a high. I think back in the day, I made music as much as I did because it made me feel so good. I think you could argue that there is a creative addiction - but, you know, the healthy kind. Lauryn Hill addictionargueback share on social
