The Internet offers opportunities that are more unique than ever before. With TV, I know I'm making 22 minutes; I know there's a commercial in the middle. With the Internet, no one knows anything. No rules. Jerry Seinfeld commercialinternetmake share on social
I can walk through a hotel lobby and watch people at the desk and see what they're doing. People don't look at me. They don't even know I'm there. Jerry Seinfeld deskhotellobby Change image and share on social
I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything. Jerry Seinfeld busycutdrop Change image and share on social
The first real thought that I had of something that I might do was to write for car magazines, because I always had a car thing. Jerry Seinfeld carmagazinereal Change image and share on social
When someone does a small task beautifully, their whole environment is affected by it. Jerry Seinfeld affectbeautifullyenvironment Change image and share on social
You want to do good things, and once you've done a couple of good things in a row, you think 'Well gee, let's not mess this up.' But I am lucky at this point that I have something I really love to do, and it completely holds my attention. I never feel frustrated by it. Jerry Seinfeld attentioncompletelycouple share on social
Taking in a baseball game on TV is also a big treat. Jerry Seinfeld baseballbiggame Change image and share on social
My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law. Jerry Seinfeld floridalawmove Change image and share on social
My theory is 98 percent of all human endeavor is killing time. Jerry Seinfeld endeavorhumankill Change image and share on social
I kind of thought that stand-up comedy would suffer from the Internet because people seem to know more about the craft of stand-up than ever before. I thought it would seem trite. Kind of like if you know more about magicians, you wouldn't love them. Jerry Seinfeld comedycraftinternet share on social
