The first real thought that I had of something that I might do was to write for car magazines, because I always had a car thing. Jerry Seinfeld carmagazinereal Change image and share on social
When you're in comedy, people always come up and say, 'Oh, it must be so hard.' It really isn't hard unless you're not good at it. If you can do it, its really kind of fun and easy. Jerry Seinfeld comedyeasyfun Change image and share on social
When someone does a small task beautifully, their whole environment is affected by it. Jerry Seinfeld affectbeautifullyenvironment Change image and share on social
I don't want to hear the specials. If they're so special, put 'em on the menu. Jerry Seinfeld hearmenuput Change image and share on social
Taking in a baseball game on TV is also a big treat. Jerry Seinfeld baseballbiggame Change image and share on social
The worst way of flying, I think, is standby. It never works. That's why they call it standby. You end up standing there going, 'Bye!' Jerry Seinfeld badbyecall Change image and share on social
My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law. Jerry Seinfeld floridalawmove Change image and share on social
We sold 'Seinfeld' all over the world but it was a very specific kind of show. In some countries it went down really well, in others they hated it. Jerry Seinfeld countryhatekind Change image and share on social
Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason. Jerry Seinfeld reasonroadtravele Change image and share on social
The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want! Jerry Seinfeld mafia Change image and share on social