I kind of thought that stand-up comedy would suffer from the Internet because people seem to know more about the craft of stand-up than ever before. I thought it would seem trite. Kind of like if you know more about magicians, you wouldn't love them. Jerry Seinfeld comedycraftinternet share on social
I can walk through a hotel lobby and watch people at the desk and see what they're doing. People don't look at me. They don't even know I'm there. Jerry Seinfeld deskhotellobby Change image and share on social
Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end. Jerry Seinfeld acceptcolorconcern Change image and share on social
Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash. Jerry Seinfeld bigbloodstainbody share on social
Once you start doing only what you've already proven you can do, you're on the road to death. Jerry Seinfeld deathhaveprove Change image and share on social
Well, all comedy starts with anger. You get angry, and its never for a good reason, right? You know its not a good reason. And then you try and work it from there. Jerry Seinfeld angerangrycomedy Change image and share on social
The first real thought that I had of something that I might do was to write for car magazines, because I always had a car thing. Jerry Seinfeld carmagazinereal Change image and share on social
When someone does a small task beautifully, their whole environment is affected by it. Jerry Seinfeld affectbeautifullyenvironment Change image and share on social
I don't want to hear the specials. If they're so special, put 'em on the menu. Jerry Seinfeld hearmenuput Change image and share on social
Taking in a baseball game on TV is also a big treat. Jerry Seinfeld baseballbiggame Change image and share on social
