Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash. Jerry Seinfeld bigbloodstainbody share on social
It takes up enough of my time and interest just working on comedy. I just enjoy it and love doing it. Jerry Seinfeld comedyenjoyinterest Change image and share on social
The first real thought that I had of something that I might do was to write for car magazines, because I always had a car thing. Jerry Seinfeld carmagazinereal Change image and share on social
I can walk through a hotel lobby and watch people at the desk and see what they're doing. People don't look at me. They don't even know I'm there. Jerry Seinfeld deskhotellobby Change image and share on social
When someone does a small task beautifully, their whole environment is affected by it. Jerry Seinfeld affectbeautifullyenvironment Change image and share on social
Taking in a baseball game on TV is also a big treat. Jerry Seinfeld baseballbiggame Change image and share on social
My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law. Jerry Seinfeld floridalawmove Change image and share on social
My theory is 98 percent of all human endeavor is killing time. Jerry Seinfeld endeavorhumankill Change image and share on social
You have to motivate yourself with challenges. That's how you know you're still alive. Jerry Seinfeld alivechallengemotivate Change image and share on social
Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason. Jerry Seinfeld reasonroadtravele Change image and share on social
