Jerry Seinfeld

Forty to 60 I would say is your prime. That's when you know the most, you've seen the most, you understand the most, and you still have some physical energy.

When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business; I have to humiliate myself.

Once you start doing only what you've already proven you can do, you're on the road to death.

It is good to be in front of the lens to appreciate more being behind the lens.

I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates.

I know I'm not the kind of person who's gonna wind up a walking jukebox, like many rock 'n' roll artists. They just play their hits and that's it. That doesn't appeal to me.