I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me. Henny Youngman findfortyhave Change image and share on social
If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving. Henny Youngman skydivesucceed Change image and share on social
She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face. Henny Youngman facemarkmarry Change image and share on social
The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip. Henny Youngman betdiaryhorse Change image and share on social
You have a nice personality, but not for a human being. Henny Youngman humannicepersonality Change image and share on social
When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. Henny Youngman godsneeze Change image and share on social
I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. Henny Youngman clockdiehave Change image and share on social
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. Henny Youngman bottledrinkeighty Change image and share on social
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. Henny Youngman armybrotherdie Change image and share on social
Those two are a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous. Henny Youngman couplefastfastidious Change image and share on social
