She's a big-hearted girl with hips to match. Henny Youngman biggirlhearted Change image and share on social
A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months. Henny Youngman billdoctorgive Change image and share on social
A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well. Henny Youngman chickenjewishmake Change image and share on social
If you had your life to live over again, do it overseas. Henny Youngman lifeliveoverseas Change image and share on social
My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash. Henny Youngman brothercarlifeguard Change image and share on social
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. Henny Youngman drinkevilgive Change image and share on social
I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car. Henny Youngman cargiftman Change image and share on social
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. Henny Youngman armybrotherdie Change image and share on social
She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face. Henny Youngman facemarkmarry Change image and share on social
