This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number. Henny Youngman eleganthotelnumb Change image and share on social
I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him. Henny Youngman beatgreathorse Change image and share on social
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. Henny Youngman candlelightdancedinner Change image and share on social
She's a big-hearted girl with hips to match. Henny Youngman biggirlhearted Change image and share on social
My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City? Henny Youngman badcitydad Change image and share on social
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. Henny Youngman drinkevilgive Change image and share on social
There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let her out. Henny Youngman doorfinallygirl Change image and share on social
If you had your life to live over again, do it overseas. Henny Youngman lifeliveoverseas Change image and share on social
My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash. Henny Youngman brothercarlifeguard Change image and share on social