She's a big-hearted girl with hips to match. Henny Youngman biggirlhearted Change image and share on social
A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months. Henny Youngman billdoctorgive Change image and share on social
My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City? Henny Youngman badcitydad Change image and share on social
If you had your life to live over again, do it overseas. Henny Youngman lifeliveoverseas Change image and share on social
My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash. Henny Youngman brothercarlifeguard Change image and share on social
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. Henny Youngman drinkevilgive Change image and share on social
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. Henny Youngman cookdresskill Change image and share on social
I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car. Henny Youngman cargiftman Change image and share on social
I played a lot of tough clubs in my time. Once a guy in one of those clubs wanted to bet me $10 that I was dead. I was afraid to bet. Henny Youngman afraidbetclub Change image and share on social
