She's a big-hearted girl with hips to match. Henny Youngman biggirlhearted Change image and share on social
She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face. Henny Youngman facemarkmarry Change image and share on social
This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest. Henny Youngman chicagoearnesterne Change image and share on social
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. Henny Youngman drinkevilgive Change image and share on social
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. Henny Youngman armybrotherdie Change image and share on social
My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash. Henny Youngman brothercarlifeguard Change image and share on social
When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. Henny Youngman godsneeze Change image and share on social
I played a lot of tough clubs in my time. Once a guy in one of those clubs wanted to bet me $10 that I was dead. I was afraid to bet. Henny Youngman afraidbetclub Change image and share on social
If you had your life to live over again, do it overseas. Henny Youngman lifeliveoverseas Change image and share on social
